![]() ![]() Oh, and all the time spent on Flashback Dad’s childhood experiences and useless conversations of “Remember this? Remember that?” add nothing but extra minutes to an already overlong & lazy film. Once the tar monster finally makes itself known the idiocy only increases, with people insisting on sticking their faces in dark holes or demanding to make out *right now* as dead bodies lay at their feet or simply standing in place as the monster lumbers towards them because they evidently forgot how to walk. Well, Whiny Bland Lead does know how to make an extreme flashlight out of random parts so I guess that means he’s a genius… They aren’t in charge of the building and don’t possess any special skills, they’re just a couple of guys in the same boat as everyone else yet that somehow earns them Leader status. Why everyone defers to Flashback Dad or Whiny Bland Lead is also lost on me. Except for The Lesbian, actually, who they decide is fine wherever she is and don’t worry about her (spoiler alert, it’s so she can die and be instantly forgotten). At one point, before anyone knows anything’s wrong, the power goes out in the building so most of the characters congregate in one location to wait things out because it’s very important they all be together for some reason (?). In addition to the characters themselves being such shallow wastes of space, everyone in Tar behaves however the script requires them to instead of anything resembling human.
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